Scouting a scene location for My Prior Life

Earlier today, Karen took a few things to Allyson who was planning a surprise birthday party for one of her friends. When Karen returned she pronounced she was bored. I said, “Let’s go scout that location you need so you can finish that scene.” Many of the locations in My Prior Life we are already familiar with and Karen has scouted a previous scene in English, IN. So we took off without Google mapping anything and I said, “I think I know a great place for that scene because I’ve had a client in that neighborhood.”

After about 20 minutes of driving we were finally there. Since it was an upscale neighborhood Karen wasn’t comfortable with walking through people’s yards. But I didn’t have a problem with it because I would just talk to anyone who wanted to know what I was doing. I started walking between yards and Karen followed my lead, reluctantly.

The first location in the neighborhood didn’t work so we drove down a bit and found what I think is a fantastic location. Karen and I talked about the scene and how this location could inspire it. We were there for around 30 minutes. The neighborhood was secluded and in all that time we only saw one car, a red Porsche 911.

We got everything we needed for the scene and as we were leaving we passed one of those little utility trucks (like a golf cart) with what appeared to be a mother and daughter on it. I smiled and she smiled back. Then Karen says, “We’re attracting attention.” And she was right. After passing the truck, I noticed a couple had walked out of their home onto the street. I assumed they wanted to know why we were there and I was right. I stopped the car and said hello to the gentleman, his wife standing behind him taking a picture of our license plate. He asked if there was something he could help me with. I didn’t want to make him nervous but I got out of the car to talk to him because about that time Dixie (our Chihuahua) started barking at them.

Karen remained silent in the car because the whole situation made her uncomfortable. I explained that Karen is an author with 4 published children’s books and that we were simply scouting a location for a scene in her first novel (My Prior Life). I thought it would be comforting to them if I gave them one of my contact cards so I reached in my wallet and pulled one out and handed it to him. He handed it to his wife who remained at a distance and then walked back into her yard. He asked me what area code that was on my card and I said Los Angeles. I tried to give a brief explanation why it was Los Angeles and not local but I immediately knew how that looked. He said that I could be arrested just for being in their neighborhood and that he was friends with the local sheriff. I said none of that was necessary because I could easily explain why I was there. I wasn’t really worried because I had no nefarious intentions.

I was guarded with some of the details of the scene because they could be story spoilers but I explained the scene to him in a little more detail when his wife said I was contradicting myself. He told her I was just asking questions. When I realized he was a little bit comfortable with me I asked him some questions about other similar locations just in case he knew of one better. He gave me a few pointers which I explored but were lacking in certain details we needed for the story.

On the way home I received a local phone call from someone asking for the company that I closed a couple years ago because of the economy, I told them that company had been closed and thank you for calling. My previous company is also the first result in Google when you look up my phone number that’s on my contact card.

To the nice couple who came out and wanted to know why we were there I want to thank you for being nice and I will let you know when the book is released. The details of your neighborhood will be completely vague so no one but you and us will actually know where the scene got it’s inspiration.

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They Assume You’ll Just Pay The Ticket

After a long night of work I was on my way home from Kentucky to Indiana. Since the Sherman Minton bridge was open I took Hwy 64 West past downtown Louisville. I know the speed limit is 55 mph through there. I was doing 55 mph though downtown. I was in the right lane as I was coming up to the entrance ramp at mile 4. There was an SUV parallel to me on the entrance ramp and a police truck behind me in the middle lane to my left. I wasn’t sure if the police truck was going faster than me so I sped up to avoid cutting him off and merged into the middle lane leaving plenty of room for the SUV coming from the entrance ramp. As I moved my 1999 Corolla into the middle lane the truck’s headlights were blinding me.

For the next 3 miles the police truck continued to ride just close enough to me that the headlamps were blinding so I would repeatedly speed up a little then slow down hoping the police truck would go around or change lanes. After 3 miles in the middle lane I settled behind two tankers that were doing 50 mph but this was the lane I needed to be in. I was hoping this would cause the truck to go around me. Just as I thought the truck would go around because we were going slower than it was it turned on its police lights.

For the next .5 mile I made the truck follow me to the end of the bridge where there was an emergency lane. This also happened to be the last opportunity the police officer had to pull me over before he had to take a Kentucky exit or end up in Indiana. So even though I hadn’t sped since merging into the middle lane the police officer found it necessary to ticket me before he had to take his exit.

The officer came to my window:
Officer: Do you know what the speed limit is?
Rob: 55 and 60.
Officer: 55. Do you know why I pulled you over?
Rob: No.
Officer: You were doing 70 in a 55.
Rob: Was I driving recklessly?
Officer: No. I have you doing 15 over the speed limit.
Rob: The only time I might have been doing that was when I sped up to let that car in from the entrance ramp. Your headlights were blinding me so I was speeding up and slowing down (from 55 to 60) hoping you would go around me.
Officer: Yes, you kept speeding up and slowing down.
Then he walked back to truck ignoring everything I had said.
Officer returned handing me a Uniform Citation
Officer: Be in court on this date.
Rob: Why did you give me a ticket?
Officer: I got you doing 70 in a 55.
Rob: I explained to you what happened, I only sped up to get in front of you then I slowed right back down.
Officer: I have other things to do than argue with you about your ticket on the side of the road, we can do that in court.
Rob: OK

He didn’t care what I said because he had a recording of a car doing 70 and that was worthy of a ticket. So I will defend myself in court against his decision to ticket me.

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Microsoft and its Abuse of the Xbox 360 User.

It’s that time of year again, when Microsoft blesses us with its best guess as to what makes a good Xbox 360 user interface. In the past we got updates that improved the functionality and navigation, this time we got something different.

Disclaimer: I sold my PS2 to have an Xbox on launch day. I bought an Xbox 360 on launch day. I was an Xbox Live beta tester (with 9 years of Gold) and have been in many of the preview programs. I’m what you would call a heavy Xbox 360 user. It’s on approximately 12 hours a day, playing games a couple hours every other day, watching Netflix and Hulu Plus daily and streaming content from my MacBooks. I would also listen to my iTunes DRM FREE purchased music but MS refuses to fix that bug or remove that intentional block.

I would also watch the hundreds of iPhone 4 recorded 720p videos but they refuse to fix that bug or remove that intentional block. Keep in mind that the iPhone 4 and iTunes are two of the most successful products and services in the industry with no support from the Xbox team. This lack of support is leading me to replace the Xbox 360 as a media device and purchase devices that do it better such as a Roku 2 XS and AppleTV 2. Just as Microsoft is trying to increase the amount of content that can be received on the Xbox 360 I’m demoting it to being a simple game console.

I’ve been following the industry long enough to know that all of the companies lie about the decisions they make. They tell us we’re getting something for one reason which is a lie because we’re getting it for a completely different reason. An example is the lie Sony told about why we didn’t get a Dual Shock controller when the PS3 was released. We all know it was because of the lawsuit, which when settled, we got Dual Shock controllers.

Microsoft started by choosing an HD-DVD add-on over a Blu-ray add-on. They didn’t make that decision for us but they told us they wanted to provide us the highest quality movie experience and chose HD-DVD because of the benefits. Then the HD war between HD-DVD and Blu-ray ended with Blu-ray as the winner. Since Microsoft wanted us to have the highest quality, they immediately replaced the HD-DVD player and gave us a Blu-ray add-on, right? Wrong. Then instead of giving us a Blu-ray player to play HD movies (the only physical medium for HD movies) they started touting that they were selling and renting HD movies from the Xbox Live Marketplace.

The Xbox Live Marketplace was renamed the Zune Marketplace when Microsoft wanted to make us aware of the Zune Player. After a few years the Zune was discontinued but we are still being forced to see the Zune name for a product that no longer exists.

The Xbox 360 Memory cards were more expensive and larger than they needed to be. Microsoft then released an update to the Xbox 360 for USB storage. Many people were praising MS for giving them what they’ve been asking for. They were using us as beta testers for their new USB storage technology. Technology that was included in a new Xbox 360 model that didn’t include Xbox Memory Card slots but instead uses USB storage. Which explains why it’s limited to 16GB. They don’t want us to use it to replace the hard drive.

Now Microsoft is giving us a new Xbox 360 user interface but we’re not getting it because they want to improve the functionality or navigation. We’re getting the new Metro user interface because they want us to be familiar with the interface their new phone has. An interface that was designed for a touch screen not a gaming console.

Metro. So how does this interface work on the Xbox 360? Poorly, very poorly. It takes more than twice the navigation changes to get where you want to go. Before, I could be where I wanted to be by clicking Up or Down for the category I want then Right or multiple-Rights until I reached the content and selecting it with A to enter the content. Now with Metro it can easily be as hard as Up or multiple-Rights then Right or multiple-Rights, Down, Down or Right or Down-Down or Down-Right or Down-Right-Right, selecting the content with A then having more choices that lead you to have do the whole Down or Right selections all over again.

The prior Xbox Experience had its flaws and could have been improved but it was good. It was at least designed for us Xbox users. It improved upon previous user interfaces as it increased features and navigation. The Xbox Guide button still uses the old Blades user interface which was no where near as bad as Metro.

Horrible. That’s one word that describes the Metro interface on the Xbox 360 when navigating with a Remote Control or Game Controller. Metro is attractive to look at but is only being forced on us because they want to sell phones. The new apps or channels available aren’t very good at the moment, leading me to install them, try them out, then delete them because they’re slow and the resolution was very bad on a 1080p TV.

By Metroizing Netflix and Hulu Plus they have essentially ruined what were excellent apps, and none of the channel apps respect the fact that I’ve turned off sound effects because their so annoying. This may be the first Xbox 360 dashboard update that Microsoft isn’t touting as easier navigation.

As far as I’m concerned, I couldn’t be getting a Roku 2 XS and AppleTV 2 soon enough to get away from this horrible user experience. Xbox will be limited to the one or two games that I play.

This is one of the worst upgrades I’ve ever experienced and I used Mac OS X 1.0. Instead of giving one of their most successful product user groups the best possible gaming experience, they use the success of the Xbox 360 as a delivery platform for the other products and Microsoft continues to abuse its Xbox 360 Users.

Update: (Dec. 7th 2011). After publishing my article I saw Phil DeFranco make fun of Bing in the new Metro dashboard. I completely overlooked that as it hides to the left of the Home position. Will I use it? No. It is another example of Microsoft integrating things that have nothing to do with gaming in the XBox 360.

Today Kotaku delivers the bad news about the new Xbox terms of service. Now Microsoft Wants to Stop You Taking Them to Court.

To my surprise Microsoft has delivered an Official Xbox Live iOS app. The app is very attractive and well made but sadly the “friends” list is not the Home screen, it will however stay on the “friends” screen as long as you don’t quit the app. The official iOS app doesn’t support the control features of the Xbox Companion for Windows Phone 7. The features are missing not because the iPhone isn’t capable it’s because they don’t want to share the features. I still have my trusty backup app “360 Live” since it focuses on what my “friends” are doing on Live on its Home screen.

The Xbox 360 has become a game console third, a movie and TV entertainment system second and a Microsoft product delivery platform first.

Disclaimer: I’m not against adding on and improving, I’ve written articles about how great the new phone and consoles are because they can improve and get new life. But this Xbox Metro update is the first time I’ve actually reconsidered that thought process. With this update they turned my Xbox 360 from a great game console with some TV and movie entertainment features into a crappy TV and movie device that plays games.

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Siri is Skynet

I was watching demos of Siri on the new iPhone 4S and it occurred to me that eventually Siri will understand almost everything we say and what we mean. Which lead me to thinking about Skynet. Then I decided to see if Siri could be an overlay for Skynet. Well, the image speaks for itself.

We make it sentient with our iPhones.

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